Book Titles

I feel I'm pretty clear about the fact that I am a liberal, a Democrat, a Progressive - choose your favorite, but to understand why I am not always a fan of Republicans - at least those who are intent on keeping much-needed change from happening in our country, I have to share an email I received from a friend of mine, and here it is...The Worlds Shortest Books:

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC (Shermie's note: that's just wrong...)
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J.. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY (Shermie note: I kinda like this one...)
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
By Nancy Pelosi

Okay - me again. And obviously my friend is a Republican...some of these titles could be considered sort of funny, but most are not. So, with my little tiny narrow brain going and going, I decided to come up with a few titles of my own and responded with the following:

"Want to Come Hunting with Me?"
My Little Black Book of Hunting Buddies
Written by Dick Cheney

English Pronunciation Made Easy
by George W. Bush

Bill O'Reilly's Tips on Good Listening

Parenting Skills
by Sarah Palin

How to Ask "What Would Jesus Do?" And Then Do the Opposite
Intro by Pat Robertson

"We Republicans Love Our Country (But We Hate Obama More)
A Guide to Obstructionism in DC...Just Say NO to Democrat Ideas Without Offering Any of Our Own"

Rush Limbaugh's Dieting Tips

Glenn Beck's Secret to Saying Whatever He Wants (But Whining When Others Do Too)

"We're Already Rich So the Economy Is Fine"
by Karl Rove, Republican Strategist

"How to Take Care of the 'Little People' and Other Postmortem Thoughts"
Kenneth Lay, Enron

"Mommy, Why Do the Republicans Hate Poor Children and Compare Them to Stray Animals?"
South Carolina student turned down for lunch program

"Fox News Guidelines on Reporting the Truth"

I feel quite proud of my list, so I thought I would post it here. If anybody has any to add, I'd love to hear from you - not so much if you're a RePUBICan.

Better get going...time for bed.
Bye for now!!!